A woman with a disproportionately small waist for her G cup
chest runs down the beach in a red swimsuit cut so high her hips
appear to end in her armpits. The music reaches a crescendo as her
now slow-motion figure bounces into ankle deep water to
effortlessly drag a floundering hairy-chested man onto the beach
while gaspy-faced onlookers gather to watch her begin a more
romantic resuscitation procedure than could reasonably occur in
real life. The hairy-chested man splutters, gazes into her eyes
with just-survived-a-near-drowning-in-one-foot-of-water intensity
and rests his head in one hand (aka manly beach pose) while his
face breaks into a cheeky, flirtatious grin. The lifeguard gets up,
flicks her immaculately tousled blonde hair, smiles back in a
boundary-setting manner and saunters back to her watch post. You
guessed it - Baywatch.